Pseudo Kenji-isms

Kenji-isms 1

Frenchman : These people are so damn stubborn!
American 1 : We talk and talk but they just don’t want to get it!!
American 2 : And you try to teach them, it’s like the think they know it all!!!
Britt : Why does our team even bother with these stubborn
(*insert nationality here)!!

I looked and listened and slurped my Pho. And then I spoke with a voice not unlike my own.

Kenji : If you are to succeed, you must live by the way of the rice and not by the way of the hamburger

*SILENCE* and then...........

American 1 : What the F**K does that mean Master Shifu??!!

Kenji : It means your white foreign ways are too aggressive.
Embrace the humble gentle Asian way and all will follow.

Pho slurping joy-ness continues.


Kenji-isms 2

Kenji : I hate my job. Love the work, but hate the job and internal politics.
TB : Only one more year, then you can leave.
Don’t short change yourself for a better options in the future.

*SILENCE* and then..........

Kenji : Yes, I tell myself to that to find a horse, one must first ride the cow.
TB : Okayyyyy Master Shifu....What the H**L does that mean??!!
Kenji : It means that for now, AC is my cow.

footnote: All Kenji-isms have been adapted somehow ^^